I believe this is one of the side effects of the depression medicine I’m taking. Another one of those potential side effects is depression, so we know we're dealing with the, as the kids say, “good shit”.
So I tried the things. Stomach massages. Lots and lots of water. Fiber. So much fiber.
I gave in and bought some laxatives today. Here's where it gets gross, people.
Oh wait, it doesn’t. Because nothing fucking happened.
I spent a whole ¥700 on medicine people on the Internet said made for good poops. If I can't trust the Internet when it comes to shit, who can I trust?
I was planning on talking about Guilds of Ravnica tonight, but all I can think about is my gut. And how Guilds of Ravnica is probably going to change Standard so radically that I am just completely confused and will probably just focus on Modern and Legacy until someone else does well with a deck I find interesting.
Looking forward to those pre-releases and maybe a Sealed PPTQ or two, though.