Cutting it close

Had you told a young me that I would schedule a weekly computerized reminder to clip my fingernails, I'd have told you "That's rifuckingdiculous!" becasue I was a quite vulgar youth. I also would have been offended at the thought because I was "smart" and therfore I'd "remember". Sweet beandip, I thought I was so smart. Now I have nice feeling fingernails, though. Real nice.